Thanks
@SaratogaLefty. It seemed like a good theory so I temporarily pulled off the registration sticker, but I still see nothing (photos attached).
I emailed customer care yesterday and they confirmed what people have been saying here:
My vehicle isn't an early vehicle or one of the first deliveries (I just got it last week). I've emailed them with a followup. The good news is they do confirm they'll be replacing the windshield (if it really doesn't have a cutout) once inventory is better.
I'm also having mobile service come out for my dead USB-C port, so I'll have them confirm onsite too.