You know I love you, but this isn't an EA problem, this is a 'your car' problem and it is trivially resolved by contacting Customer Care and having them repush a new EA PnC certificate to your car.
@SaratogaLefty recently had the same issues with failures to charge; CS pushed a new cert, no issues.
I have had no issues, fwiw.
I have never, ever, heard of that. That's pretty wild. I have no idea how that happened. At least there is an alert for it? Do keep us updated.
Ah,
this is the crux of your issues, my friend. I have absolutely no idea why it isn't standard practice (or maybe it is and they forgot), but when your battery and Wunderbox are replaced, you lose your EA PnC cert and/or it is invalid. That is why your car cannot connect to EA. Call CS right
now and have them re-push the cert, and then go try an EA station again. I would bet $50 it works fine.