It is a wonderful little Hyundai Tucson. In deep red. Not a bad little car. But so hilarious to hand to me for so many reasons.
1) It's red. I don't like red cars. (No offense to the Zenith folks out there. Just not my thing.) And 80% of the rentals I've gotten in my life have been red, for some strange reason.
2) It's a crossover. Unlike most Americans, I hate the high seating position of any form of truck. (I bought the Air for a good reason.)
3) It's called the Tucson. I've only been to Tucson once, but I have a running joke with my wife about how much I hate that town, because we had such a terrible experience there. I'm sure it's actually a lovely place and I'd love it if I went back. But I always joke with her that it's the only place we've ever gone that I would refuse to go back to with her.
The guy at Hertz apologized profusely that they were out of Teslas. And he offered to swap the car out for a Tesla as soon as they get one back in stock, if my service takes more than a few days. I may take him up on it, if only to avoid having to go to a gas station. I can charge a Tesla easily at home.