It’s true. Per Elmo Musk’s post today on Parler, FSD is rolling out to all Tesla owners who bought it so that we can all experience this:
theintercept.com

Exclusive: Surveillance Footage of Tesla Crash on SF’s Bay Bridge Hours After Elon Musk Announces "Self-Driving" Feature
Elon Musk has said Tesla’s problematic autopilot features are “really the difference between Tesla being worth a lot of money or worth basically zero.”
