I just found another Recall notice:
IMPORTANT SAFETY RECALL NOTICE
Campaign ID: MOCK-2026-RECOG
Subject: Voluntary Recall of Invisible Brand Identity / Low Public Awareness
TO: All Onlookers, Pedestrians, Valet Drivers, and Automotive Enthusiasts
The National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (and our own marketing department) has determined that a critical defect exists regarding Lucid brand recognition.
The Defect
Certain vehicles, specifically the Lucid Air and Lucid Gravity, possess a sleek, understated aerodynamic design that causes onlookers to mistake them for a generic sedan or a Hyundai Sonata from more than 50 feet away. Pedestrians frequently fail to register that a high-end, ultra-luxurious electric vehicle is passing by. This results in zero pointing, zero gasps of awe, and an unacceptable lack of flex value for the driver.
Safety Consequence
A total lack of brand recognition can lead to:
- Acute driver disappointment at stoplights.
- Awkward situations where you have to explain to your neighbor what a "Lucid" is.
- Reduced social media engagement when parked outside a trendy coffee shop.
Corrective Action
Lucid is issuing an immediate, retroactive awareness patch. The remedy does not require a physical shop visit or an over-the-air software update. Instead, drivers are advised to:
- Roll down the window and manually shout, "It has 800 horsepower!" at nearby pedestrians.
- Park strictly facing forward under bright streetlights.
- Keep the frunk open at all public gatherings to display groceries and/or seating in absolute silence.
For questions or to report an unobservant neighbor, please contact your local imagination.
