Fun thread.

[RM-S8]

We should have a fun/jokes thread.
Let me start

“A stock market crash is worse than a divorce. You lose half your money, and your wife is still around”.

 

[RM-S8]

My wife's response:

"Two buddies at the bar.
You know, I'm not sure what's worse.
My wife sent me a SMS: "We have to split."
A minute after, another SMS:
"Sorry, that wasn't for you".